I'm a meteorologist and triathlon enthusiast of Scandinavian descent.

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Who says business attire has to be boring?

Who says business attire has to be boring?


Lightning: a powerful sudden flow of electricity (an electrostatic discharge) usually accompanied by thunder that occurs during an electric storm.

Lightening: something is getting lighter


okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

Ugh my stomach hurts too much for me to sleep. It might be because I had a zebra cake or 6 for dinner.


have you ever started reading a book and just put it down and thought “i have read better fiction by fifteen-year-olds with microsoft word and a fanfiction.net account”

(Source: astrotheology)


Studies show that women apologize more than men, often for perfectly reasonable acts like, you know, taking up space. 

So watch this Pantene commercial here to inspire you to stop saying sorry for no reason. 

whenever I’m getting shoved around on the train or in the metro station I just feel like curling into myself and taking up as little space as possible, but then I remember that I deserve to take up space and much as anyone else so I strut my way through the crowds like the badass bulldozer in heels that I am.

(Source: youtube.com)


you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 




the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble

I’d find out what the wackiest law is on the books in my town and break that. “Look at me, cops! I put a hat on a horse after sundown!”

I would fraudulently file my taxes and get a huge-ass rebate