that time I tried to do a daily art challenge but had to stop because after 2 weeks all I made were 14 things of danny devito
I WANT TO SEE THEM ALL
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors